The “Placement Pending” Pullover

Why stress over corporate deliverables when you can deliver absolute style? The “Wait, You Guys Got Internships?” sweatshirt is the ultimate uniform for the unbothered student. Crafted from premium, ultra-soft cotton, it provides maximum comfort for sleeping until 2 PM while your peers cry over Excel sheets. Featuring bold, distressed typography, it’s the perfect conversation starter for family gatherings where relatives inevitably ask about your career plans.